Rules for writing fiction: don’t bore them, or annoy them

Here’s an excellent article from the Guardian, “Ten Rules For Writing Fiction”. Actually, the article contains many more tips than that. Read the entire article, it’s well worth your time.

In the first part of the article, Ten rules for writing fiction | guardian.co.uk my favorite tip is:

“Keep your exclamation points under control. You are allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose. If you have the knack of playing with exclaimers the way Tom Wolfe does, you can throw them in by the handful.”

FWIW, here’s my own two favorite tips:

Don’t bore them

How will you know you’re boring people? A good clue is that you’re bored yourself. If you’re bored, spice it up. Your readers will appreciate it.

Don’t annoy them

How can you annoy readers? One of the ways is by using exclamation marks. :-)

Another way is by using synonyms for “said” instead of just writing “said” when you need to.

If you can avoid boring and annoying readers, you may just write a great book.

Write more – become a pro writer

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Scribd to distribute Author Solutions’ books

The self-publishing company Author Solutions will be distributing writers’s books with Scribd.

This sounds like an excellent development, which will make Author Solutions’ books widely available, and this is always a good thing.

Scribd Inks Distribution Deal With Indie Book Publisher Author Solutions reports:

“In a statement, Author Solutions says the Scribd portal currently attracts over 50 million users per month, and that the startup’s platform will help authors make more money from book sales because it brings higher royalty percentages than are possible with traditional paper-and-ink books. In its promotion video, which I embedded below, Author Solutions says it has helped some 85,000 authors get their books published to date.”

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When your life hands you lemons, write a blog and a book

Alexandra Penney began blogging The Bag Lady Papers, a blog about losing all her money at the Daily Beast.

Now Memoirs of a Hermès bag lady | The Guardian reports:

“A year on, Penney has turned The Bag Lady Papers into a book, published in the US next week. When I called her in Manhattan on Thursday, she started by sounding upbeat: ‘In very many ways, it was a fantastic year. I got to travel – a magazine hired me to go to Africa which I would never have done in my previous life – and that was a big thing for me as I thought I would not be able to travel anymore.’”

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Your book’s advance: yes, “how much” is important

If you’re writing a book, the happy day may arrive when your agent calls you to let you know she’s had an offer.

At this stage, don’t go mad with euphoria. Keep your wits about you, and be especially careful with the advance against royalties.

Think of your very first book advance in terms of your career. A small advance is not the end of the world, however, it signals that the publisher doesn’t have that much confidence in your book. Low confidence equals a low first printing, and a low first printing means that your book won’t be widely available, which means that sales will be low.

If sales are low, when you try to sell your next book, your publisher will look at the sales figures, and will decide that since sales were low, the house won’t make an offer. (Yes, this is how publishing works.)

A friend was recently offered a miniscule advance on her first novel, and she declined it. She and her agent have decided that she should go ahead and write books two and three in the series.

There’s a chance that offered a series, a publisher may pick the strongest book, and will offer a larger advance. Maybe. There are no certainties.

So remember, when you’re offered an advance, this advance can dictate the rest of your writing career. Think about it before you accept a low offer.

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